What a wonderful world

So, yesterday as I was making lunch/loading the dishwasher/doing whatever else it is I was doing, I hit the power button on my tv remote to absolve myself of the silence. When the picture and sound finally were eminating, I realized I had left the tv on the WB, no big deal right? Well, let me tell you, the Jerry Springer show is a sad slice of life. I find it humiliating that people still watch that garbage. Did you know that the audience is now encouraged to bear their breasts for beads, like its mardigras? They even have a stripper pole reserved for audience members.

Wait, let me pause, and take a moment to relax.
Ok, thats nice. Now that I think about it, its probably a good idea to have the unintelligable and worthless braying of donkeys on the "idiot box", because it distracts from the important things, like who is doing it, and why is this nation being sailed into the pits of hell. Ok, thats probably a little dramatic, but, in the same notion, does it really matter that after these two women are fighting over the same man? I mean really. He works in a dead end job, he is overweight, he is willing to go on national tv without a shirt and be made fun of. Yeah, that screams out to me as a someone to keep an eye on. He is definitely going to be doing big things some day. Like maybe move the recliner to the other side of the room. Come on. Now, maybe I would understand fighting over him if he had something to offer, like, say 4.6 billion dollars, but, I doubt he does. In fact, I would stand pretty confidently that he went on the Springer show for less than $1,000. So, anyway, I am just ranting again. But, what do I know, maybe he does have something to offer those two ladies. I actually switched the station pretty quickly. And, I was surprised to catch the last few minutes of the 4077. I am glad to see that their wacky antics are being pumped out across the waves again.
Well, I am going now, I am sure I will be ranting again soon.